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Need the perfect gift for the person who has everything?
How about NOTHING?
Our explorers penetrated the deepest, darkest jungles of Africa, and found – NOTHING! So we bottled it!
Give your loved ones NOTHING this Christmas! Perfect for

• your mother-in-law,
• grandfather,
• that person who always insists “You don’t have to get me anything!”

Now they can have everything they’ve asked for – NOTHING!
NOTHING lasts FOREVER!
You’ll never be so glad to hear “Thanks for NOTHING!”
Warning: Eating NOTHING or deliberately concentrating and inhaling NOTHING for extended periods may cause dizziness, fatigue, nausea, or death.
Only $5!
Order today at BottleOfNothing@gmail.com